Category: Humor
Happy Pi Day
March 14th, 2008Today is Pi day (March 14 or 3.14 ... get it?)! According to the exploratorium, the "festivities" began at "1:59" (har har!) although I can't quite figure out what the festivities are. Also, since I'm sure you need them, here are the first 10,000 digit… more »
Do you want my English Bulldog puppies? Weirdest spam yet.
September 22nd, 2007I received a most unusual email today:
Hello..
I am a nurse and my late grandma was a bulldog breeder, she died about 3 months ago and left behind a male and a female english bulldog ( Sire & Dam), the female bulldog recently had a litter of 6… more »
i not terrist ... i is rok star
July 12th, 2007Inspired by James Hetfield's recent detainment at a British airport for this "Taliban-like beard", I decided to mock up an image of protest on behalf of Metallica, rock stars everywhere and the Amish:
i not terrist ... i is rok star!
1:01 pm Upda… more »
Auto TP Dispensers to be "rolled out"
July 11th, 2007Checking Yahoo! Finance this morning I noticed an article titled, Automatic Toilet Tissue Dispenser Ready: Company Rolls Out Electronic Toilet Tissue Dispenser That Spits Out 5 Sheets Per Wave:
A year in the works, the electronic tissue dispenser is… more »
lol Kitteh: im on ur shirtz startn mah revolution
June 25th, 2007So this will make four tshirt related posts in a row; sorry, I'm on a roll (of sorts).
I've had a cat for about five years. He's a siamese that I found thanks to petfinder.org outside of Atlanta. The picture that I used to make this tshirt was act… more »
Steve Jobs introduces the magically proprietary iPhone: Apple advances user-restricting technology five years
January 17th, 2007In the iPhone, Apple has created an admittedly beautiful mobile device that has some unfortunate usability/transferability-inhibiting flaws. Could such restrictive technology be the future to which Steve Jobs refers below?
Click the above cropped im… more »
Man Fakes Retardation to Secure Government Subsidies
December 6th, 2006The AP reports:
For nearly 20 years — ever since Pete Costello was 8 — his mother has collected disability benefits on his behalf. In meetings with Social Security officials and psychologists, he appeared mentally retarded and unable to communicate.… more »
Watch out parents, 1337-speak could be dangerous!
November 29th, 2006ROFLMAO! This news segment on "leet speak" is 3x(3LL3|\|7 (Note that it's only about two minutes long)!!! I less than three YouTube. more »
"When the bell rang, I started pummeling my daughter" - Mark Frauenfelder on Nintendo Wii
November 17th, 2006Boing Boing's Mark Frauenfelder reviews his initial experience with the Nintendo Wii after trying it out with his daughter. If you haven't been following the console-wars, the Wii uses a motion-sensing wand-like controller to bring physical action to th… more »
Spinach Market Dead: Somewhere Popeye Crying
September 19th, 2006Per the Atlantic City Press:
The market is dead: Spinich warning over E. coli contamination hits New Jersey growers with sales drought
Dan Graiff spent a beautiful Monday afternoon on a tractor, only to come off the field to hear more bad news:… more »
Deep Fried Day
September 1st, 2006Who said I was going to do this every week? It's hard to assimilate so many links! That said, here are a few random bits of news for your viewing (dis)pleasure.
The Good:
From FreethePlant.com comes a story titled, Top 10 Pot Studies Government Wis… more »
Fun with the Inverted Yield Curve
September 1st, 2006In light of halve's request to lighten the mood around here and having an innate ability at finding humor (Well, I find these things humorous) in bizarre places, I humbly submit the yield curve as it stood before the market opened this morning:
In… more »
Hillary's Perky Bust
August 11th, 2006Found via Tim Iacono's Friday Lite at TMTGM, the artist that previously created a sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth doggy style has created a bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton:
Scared yet? From the Reuters article on the matter:
Edwards sa… more »
The American Standard
July 27th, 2006Captions, symbolic extrapolations and witticisms requested.
All submissions to be included below.
halve: "Well, at least we didn't invent the bidet." more »
autoDogmatic Makes VH-1's 'Best Week Ever'!
July 22nd, 2006Well, Zeke (My siamese cat) did, anyway.
VH-1's Best Week Ever did a piece on "Cat Crap Videos" for their July 21st episode. The show humorously went through multiple screenshots of these cat pooping videos, and wouldn't ya know it, there were a few s… more »
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